Jasmine is coming home! You know what that means..... BOTANY PARTY!

So Jasmine is my best friend. And I love her face a lot! She was swallowed up by the sea for a while, but she is coming home tomorrow and then we can have a botany party! What is this wonderful thing called a botany party, you ask? Well I will tell you! Lucky ducks.

Jasmine and I are kind of nerds you see... She was taking a botany class that she hated. She would call me several times a week to complain about her hard-ass teacher, and the work, and how she was NEVER going to work with plants ever. To make her feel better, I started making jokes about what botanists must do when they all get together. Including, but not limited too;

1. Puns about plants that are jokes.

2. Puns about plants that are NOT jokes.

3. Having beautiful plants at the party instead of women.

4. Checking out the beautiful plants.

5. Taking the plants upstairs....?

Maybe 5 took it too far? Oh well. My point is... did I have one? Nope. I draw some pictures of a botany party!

Ok... yes... they are the same picture with different words... but changing the eyes made all the difference! GET OFF MY BACK!